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AfroMen-Colt 45
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jane
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[CHORUS]
I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
(hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned to a white albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy whore
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported
colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off
[Chorus till fades off]
Afromen- Becuz i got high
(It's like I dont care about nothing man.....
roll another blount)All yea! wwwwwoooohhhhh !!!! Yea! Yea! Yea!
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
(Go to the next one, Go to the next one, Go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
(back round go go 10 times)
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?)
- because I got high (repeat 3X)
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I dont sell one copy I know why (Why man?)
- cause I'm high (repeat 3X)
(People in the background talking ang laughing)
Cause I'm high (repeat 3X)
Well my name is afroman and im from east palm dale
(east palm dale)
And all the damn weed i be smokin is bomb as hell
I dont belive in Hitler that what i say
(oh my goodness)
So all of u skins
(skins?)
Please give me more head
(bugaaaaaak)
Afro- Mother fucking m-a-n(m-a-n)
a-e-i-o-u (a e i o u)and some times w
We ain't gonna sell no more mother fucking albums cuz, let's go back to marshall durben and hang some more chickens cuz
- fuck it!
FUCK THE CORPORATE WORLD (BIOTCH)
ICP-Boogie Woogie Wu
The beast lives
out of the raging storm
in the dead of night
The ravenous
blood-sick creature
searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness
it lurches
Driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter
will cause it to return to the darkness
from which it came
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
Boys and girls, it's nighty-night time
Happy J the clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep Your Light On As Long As You Can
cuz when it cuts off
so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
with a shank, splahh, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy
uuuhhhh, GOT 'EM!
It's the one and only Boogie Man
he creeps
he hides
he sneaks
he slides
if your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
you're running on stubs mutha fucka!!!
Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in
things go bump in the night
me creeping
OUCH! FUCK, I stubbed my toe!
If you just quit leaving your shit all over the fucking floor
Fuck it, you're dead anyway
and I'm gonna leave your head smack dead in the hallway
In the morning
when your daddy walks out
aahhhh, his foot's in your mouth
thanks to the Boogie Man!
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Here comes the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Make way for the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Does the Boogie Man really exist?
Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch?
YES, you fall asleep and wake up dead
with a broken broom sticking out your forehead
I sing lullabies until you dose off
tie you down
and chew your fucking toes off
and then spit 'em out back in your face
spppewwaaa. FUCK, wash your feet bitch!
The world's famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to you
slumber parties
sleep overs
intimate nights
whatever the ocassion by the midnight hour.
He will gladly come and FUCK that shit up.
I don't beat women
fuck that
I'm above it
but I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it
"You Didn't Know The Boogie Man Was A Clown
But When You See The Juggla
You Holding Your jugular."
With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop
you holding your neck together
but your nuts drop
And the cops do the best they can
they pull the axe out your face and say,
Was It The Boogie Man?
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(What was he wearing?)
(Here comes the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Make way for the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Please don't let me fall asleep
cuz the Boogie Man will creep
through my window
in my room
stab me with a broken broom
Please don't let me fall asleep
cuz the Boogie Man will creep
through my window
in my room
staaaahhhh......"BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!"
It's the incredible
undeadable Boogie Man
go ahead
pull the covers over your head
hide under them
he don't give a fuck!
It'll just make it that much more easier
for him to suffocate your face!
There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
..What? You think I'ma tell you?
"Mom, Can You Leave The Door Open A Bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in you fucking idiot
Now I stretch your neck out
and play it like a banjo
boom, daka, bowg, daka, wow
like that shit, yo?
Then I strech it out more
and fling your head through the wall
it's the Boogie Man y'all!
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Here comes the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Make way for the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
(Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!)
ICP-Hells Forcast
[Violent J:]
Something had woke me a thump on my roof, it was followed by crashing, more
thumping ensued
I jumped out of my bed thinking I'd been invaded, heard smashing, more
pounding, the sound escalated
Looked out my window, blood dripped down thy glass, I see bodies lay twisted
and mangled on grass,
I ran into thy main room and Shaggy was dead, so was Nate the Mac, Jumpsteady and ABK
Bolted out of thy house to see if it's a joke, I heard hundreds of car alarms,
saw flames and smoke
and thy sky above red, I see dead bodies fallin' it's raining with corpses thy
blood is appalling
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope and a gang of Juggalos]
Mama told me when it rains - IT POURS, but never mentioned Dead Bodies - DEAD
BODIES
Mama told me when it rains - IT POURS, La de da da de la da de -
DEAD BODIES
[Violent J:]
I never seen so many.... horrified looks on people's faces...
(Thy blood is appalling)
I hope I never see what all them people saw... and put them in there places...
(Thy blood is appalling),
The sun was so hot... So hot...
I was burning... Yeah
Dead bodies lay randomly some stack in piles, on all of there faces pure
horror, no smiles
I see children, and elders, and ninjas my age, all lay naked and mangled, most
withered for days,
I found safety a shelter I'm under a tree; only fingers and organs come falling
on me,
I lay sleepless for days as thy raining continued, thy heat of thy sun baking
corpses like food
Then it finally stopped I walk knee deep in blood, over piles of bodies threw
what was my hood
It was right at that moment thy Wraith had appeared, and thy message it left me
might sound kind of weird
But take all that I'm seeing and opposite that, truth is I'm thy one dead and
this is my Hell's Pit
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